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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

 

Ode to Things by Pablo Neruda

I have a crazy,
crazy love of things.
I like pliers,
and scissors.
I love
cups,
rings,
and bowls -
not to speak, or course,
of hats.
I love
all things,
not just
the grandest,
also
the
infinite-
ly
small -
thimbles,
spurs,
plates,

and flower vases.

Oh yes,
the planet
is sublime!
It's full of pipes
weaving
hand-held
through tobacco smoke,
and keys
and salt shakers -
everything,
I mean,
that is made
by the hand of man, every little thing:
shapely shoes,
and fabric,
and each new
bloodless birth
of gold,
eyeglasses
carpenter's nails,
brushes,
clocks, compasses,
coins, and the so-soft
softness of chairs.
Mankind has
built
oh so many
perfect
things!
Built them of wool
and of wood,
of glass and
of rope:
remarkable
tables,
ships, and stairways.
I love
all
things,
not because they are
passionate
or sweet-smelling
but because,
I don't know,
because
this ocean is yours,
and mine;
these buttons
and wheels
and little
forgotten
treasures,
fans upon
whose feathers
love has scattered
its blossoms
glasses, knives and
scissors -
all bear
the trace
of someone's fingers
on their handle or surface,
the trace of a distant hand
lost
in the depths of forgetfulness.

I pause in houses,
streets and
elevators
touching things,
identifying objects
that I secretly covet;
this one because it rings,
that one because
it's as soft
as the softness of a woman's hip,
that one there for its deep-sea color,
and that one for its velvet feel.

O irrevocable
river
of things:
no one can say
that I loved
only
fish,
or the plants of the jungle and the field,
that I loved
only
those things that leap and climb, desire, and survive.
It's not true:
many things conspired
to tell me the whole story.
Not only did they touch me,
or my hand touched them:
they were
so close
that they were a part
of my being,
they were so alive with me
that they lived half my life

and will die half my death.


Tuesday, December 13, 2005

 

14th Show Playlist - December 13 2005

Graphic Ridiculous - Chris Speed Trio - Iffy - Knitting Factory
Gina - Chris Speed Trio - Iffy - Knitting Factory
Bright Idea - Drew Gress - 7 Black Butterflies - Koch/Premonition
Bas Relief - Drew Gress - 7 Black Butterflies - Koch/Premonition
Blue On One Side - Drew Gress - 7 Black Butterflies - Koch/Premonition
Trimmed and Burning - Built to Spill - Ancient Melodies of the Future - Warner Brothers
Center of the Universe - Built to Spill - Keep it Like a Secret - Warner Brothers
Angeles - Elliott Smith - Either/Or - Kill Rock Stars
Southern Belle - Elliott Smith - Elliott Smith - Kill Rock Stars
Alphabet Town - Elliott Smith - Elliott Smith - Kill Rock Stars
Bedlam - Elvis Costello - The Delivery Man - Lost Highway
Monkey to Man - Elvis Costello - The Delivery Man - Lost Highway
Aneurysm - Nirvana - Incesticide - Geffen Records
Sweet Nasty - Joshua Redman Elastic Band - Momentum - Nonesuch
Bastress - Degenerate Art Ensemble - The Bastress - Tellous
I Need You So - Bob Marley & The Wailers - Rare Ska Sides from Studio One
Is This Love - Bob Marley & The Wailers - Babylon By Bus
Where Is My Mother - Bob Marley & The Wailers - Rare Ska Sides from Studio One
Easy Skanking - Bob Marley & The Wailers - Kaya
Kaya - Bob Marley & The Wailers - Kaya
Concrete Jungle - Bob Marley & The Wailers - Catch a Fire
Century 21/Tomorrow's Worlds - The Sun Ra Arkestra - Music for the 21st Century - El Ra

Thursday, December 08, 2005

 

Frank Zappa Moodlift

I was a bit stressed tonight with finals and theses, but thanks to Frank Zappa, all is well. If you haven't heard Joe's Garage before, you're missing out.

Sy borg
Gimme dat,
Gimme dat

Sy borg
Gimme dat, give me
De chromium leg,

I beg


Sy borg
Gimme dat,
Gimme dat
Sy borg
Gimme dat, give me
De chromium leg,

Little wires,
Pliers, tires
They turn me on


Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy,
Mon...

[Stroking several of Sy's gleaming appendages, Joe continues...]

Gee, Sy
This is a real groovy
Apartment
You've got here


All government
Sponsored recreational
Services are clean and
Efficient

This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated
Machine
That looks like a
Magical pig

With marital aids
Stuck all over it
Such as yourself
Before

You'll love it!
It's a way of life.

Does that mean
Maybe later
Youll plook me...


If you wish, we may
Have a groovy orgy

Just me and you?

I share this apartment
With a modified
Gay bob doll
He goes all the way...
Ever try oral sex with
A miniature rubberized

Homo-replica?

No, ah, not yet,
Ah, is this him?

This is him.
Your wish is
His command
He likes you
He wants to kiss
You always

Just tell him what
You want

Really?
Hi, little guy
Think I might get a
Tiny, but exciting
Blow...job...

Gimme dat,
Gimme dat
Blow job...


Gimme dat, give me
De chromium cob.

Bend over.

Gay bob
Blow job
Gimme dat,
Gimme dat
Blow job


Gimme dat, give me
De chromium cob

Youll love it!
It looks just like a
Telefunken u-47.

Little leather cap
And trousers

They look so gay...
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Hey...

Bob is tired.
Plook me now,
You savage rascal
Ehhh! that tickles.

You are a fun person
I like you.
I want to kiss
You always.

Gee, this is great
Hows about some
Bondage and
Humiliation

Anything you say,
Master.


Oh no, I dont believe
It
Youre way more fun
Than Mary...

Youre plooking
Too hard...

And cleaner than
Lucille...


Plooking on me...

What have I
Been missing
All these years?

Too hard

Sy...

Too hard!


Sy...

Plooking too hard
On me-e-e-e-e...

Speak to me
Oh no...
The golden shower
Must have shorted out
His master circuit
He's, he's, oh my god

I must have
Plooked him...
Hey
To death...
Hey

Central scrutinizer:

This is the central scrutinizer... you have just destroyed one model xqj-37 nuclear powered pan-sexual roto-plooker and youre gonna have to pay for it! so give up, you havent got a chance.


But I...
I, I, I, I, I...
I cant pay
I gave all my money
To some kinda groovy
Religious guy...
Two songs ago...


Tuesday, December 06, 2005

 
This is a quote of Jeffrey Dukes from George Monbiot's most recent entry in his blog:
***
In 2003, the biologist Jeffrey Dukes calculated that the fossil fuels we burn in one year were made from organic matter “containing 44×10 to the 18 grams of carbon, which is more than 400 times the net primary productivity of the planet’s current biota.” In plain English, this means that every year we use four centuries’ worth of plants and animals.
***
Below is a link to another Monbiot log. He mentions the need for a 90% carbon cut by 2030. I'm not about to dispute the numbers - everyone could go on for days - but even if it's remotely close, then conservation and renewables all seem paltry. Daniel Quinn, anyone? Richard Manning? I can throw a spear.

http://www.monbiot.com/archives/2005/12/05/the-struggle-against-ourselves/

(the Manning reference refers in particular to http://harpers.org/TheOilWeEat.html)

 

13th Show Playlist - December 6 2005

Illuminations - McCoy Tyner - Illuminations - Telarc
Soulstice - McCoy Tyner - Illuminations - Telarc
The Red Wheelbarrow - William Carlos Williams
Counting Texas - Pat Metheny Trio - Live - Warner Brothers
Ja Ja Ja Ne Ne Ne - Joseph Beuys
Sex in a Pan - Bela Fleck & The Flecktones - UFO Tofu - Warner Brothers
Scuttlebutt - Bela Fleck & The Flecktones - UFO Tofu - Warner Brothers
Turn Over a New Leaf - John Lee Hooker - Face to Face - Eagle Records
Wednesday Evening Blues - John Lee Hooker - Face to Face - Eagle Records
Soul Tequila - The Soul Providers - Soul Tequila - C&S Records
Only So Much Oil in the Ground - Tower of Power - Anthology - Rhino
Oakland Stroke - Tower of Power - Anthology - Rhino
You Got to Funkifize - Tower of Power - Anthology - Rhino
The Rapanthem - Modeselektor - Hello Mom! - Bpitch Records
Dimunendo and Crescendo in Blue - Duke Ellington - At Newport - Columbia
Sly - Herbie Hancock - Head Hunters - Columbia
Promethean - Tony Williams Trio - Young at Heart - Columbia
Paranoid Android - Brad Mehldau
When It Rains - Brad Mehldau Trio - Largo - Warner Brothers
Osmosis Part I - Paul Motian - I Have the Room Above Her - Ecm Records
Dreamland - Paul Motian - I Have the Room Above Her - Ecm Records

Monday, December 05, 2005

 

Novel by de Assis

Just started this novel by Joaquim Maria Machado de Assis called 'The Posthumous Memoirs of Bras Cubas.' Hard to believe it was written in 1881. I'm only 6 chapters in (there are 160) but here's a snippet I took from near the end (I never skip ahead but for some reason the lack of strict narrative invited me)
***
Nose, conscience without remorse, you were very helpful to me in life...Have you ever meditated sometime on the purpose of the nose, dear reader? Dr. Pangloss' explanation is that the nose was created for the use of eyeglasses - and I must confess that such an explanation, up till a certain time, seemed to be the definite one for me. But it happened one day while ruminating on those and other obscure philosophical points that I hit upon the only true and definitive explanation.
All I needed, really, was to follow the habits of a fakir. As the reader knows, the fakir spends long hours looking at the tip of his nose with his only aim that of seeing the celestial light. When he fixes his eyes on the tip of his nose he loses his sense of outside things, becomes enraptured with the invisible, learns the intangible, becomes detached from the world, dissolves, is aetherialized. That sublimation of the being by the tip of the nose is the most lofty phenomenon of the spirit, and the faculty for obtaining it doesn't belong to the fakir alone. It's universal. Every man has the need and the power to contemplate his own nose with the aim to see the celestial light, and such contemplation, whose effect is subordination to just one nose, constitutes the equilibrium of societies. If noses only contemplated each other, humankind wouldn't have lasted two centuries, it would have died out with the earliest tribes.
I can hear an objection on the part of the reader here. 'How can it be like that,' he asks, 'if no one has even seen men contemplating their own noses?'
Obtuse reader, that proves you've never got inside the brain of a milliner. A milliner passes by a hat shop, the shop of a rival who'd opened it two years before. It had two doors then, now it has four. It promises to have six or eight. The rival's customers are going in through the doors. The milliner compares that shop with his, which is older and has only two doors, and those hats with his, less sought after even though priced the same. He's naturally mortified, but he keeps on walking, concentrating, with his eyes lowered or straight ahead, pondering the reasons for the other man's prosperity and his own backwardness while he as a milliner is a much better milliner than the other milliner...At that moment his eyes are fixed on the tip of his nose.
The conclusion, therefore, is that there are two capital forces: love, which multiplies the species, and the nose, which subordinates it to the individual. Procreation, equilibrium.
***
I'm sure I'll find a better representation later, but this seems to work. It's funny stuff.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

 

Get Your War On

Definitely one of the funniest shouldn't-be-funny sites on the internet:

http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/home.html


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